My Dog Gets More Bitches Than Me

That was the one liner from me that David n’ Goliath picked to print on their shirt. If you’re not familiar with David n’ Goliath, it’s a US shirt brand that has funny statements printed on it. The store now has a branch in Rockwell Powerplant Mall. Here are some more one liners I thought would be cool to print on shirts or maybe not:

Are you suffering from dyslexia or aixelsyd?

My cellphone is so old, it has a party line.

You can only go as fast as the tricycle in front of you.

I bought a karaoke magic mic and it came with 2 GROs.

Hot chicks are like amnesia, they make me forget I have a girlfriend.

God created drugs so He could say hi.

This shirt is made from 100 percent pubic hair.

This shirt is made from synthetic pubic hair.

Guns don’t kill people; bullets do.

Pro child labor