VPILF

When I saw Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin next to U.S. presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, I thought, “Who is that MILF?” Apparently, she’s not just a MILF – she’s a VPILF. In case you’re still uncertain, MILF is an acronym for those desirable sexy mommas and not the military group from Mindanao, although I’m sure the mothers in Mindanao aren’t bad looking. And VPILF is just a vice-presidential MILF.

In case you haven’t been abreast with international news, Gov. Palin was a former mayor in Alaska and is now the 2-year governor of the state. She is hot, in a 44-year old with 5 kids kind of way. In her younger years, she was a basketball player, a sportscaster, and a beauty pageant contestant. All these qualities just add to her VPILF-ness. She reminds me of Gov. Vilma Santos. But I think Palin has an edge on looks, no offense, Ate V.

In case the Republicans win the election (I hope not), Palin would be next in line for the presidency in case McCain expires during his term. I’m not saying I wish McCain would die, but he’s had melanoma cancer three times and he’s already 72 years old, so it is a possibility. If Palin becomes president of the U.S., just imagine how cool that would be.

Her approval ratings would be high because nobody would really care about her mistakes, she’s just such an eye candy. Sure unemployment rate is up but did you see what Madame President was wearing at her last speech? And if there are any conflicts on the international front, she would be the perfect peacemaker in her Gucci boots and skirt. Even Kim Jong-Il would have to act like a gentleman in deference to her. She’s smart, she’s tough, and best of all, she’s a mother. And we all know, everyone is afraid of mothers. Even the toughest gangsta rappers squirm in fear when their mommas give them lectures and knock them on their heads.

So in November, Americans will either have a black president that can play hoops or a female vice-president that can also play hoops and turn heads. It’s going to be amusing to see how important looks turn out for the election race. If I had a choice, I would still vote Al Gore for president.