Audition for Sexy Funny Girl

We are looking for a sexy funny girl for some online projects. Requirements are: attractive female between 18 to 35 years old, can deliver pre-written jokes, can adlib/improvise, willing to wear bikini and sexy workout clothes, and available for shooting during weekdays.

If you’re interested please send us a video of yourself delivering the script below. You can add your own flavor to the script and doesn’t have to be verbatim. Treat the script as a guide. Send your video either directly or via youtube link to this email: [email protected]

Audition lines:

1. How to properly beat an egg.

Take an egg. Challenge it to a duel. If it doesn’t respond, taunt it for it’s cowardly ways. As it is gripped with fear, crush it. Celebrate your victory. You have now properly beaten an egg.

2. How to be a better singer.

If you believe you have talent in singing, there are many ways for you to capitalize on this gift. The best way is.to get formal training from a professional vocal coach. This will help you master the nuances of singing and allow you to maximize the potential of your natural voice. Another vital step in becoming a better singer is embracing a healthy lifestyle. Stay away from alcohol, cigarettes and other substances that can affect your voice. By doing so, you can be a better singer if, you have talent. However, if you don’t have talent, you can be a better singer simply by not singing. Just stop.