Boracay Tip for This Summer

This summer I’m sure you will be making your yearly trip to the never dying white sand of Boracay (or as some annoyingly refer to as Bora). Despite the growing commercialism and erosion, Boracay is still the best beach in the world and is the place to be seen. So let me just give one important advice to the ladies who will be wearing the two piece bikinis and not the typical styleless t-shirt and cut off jeans.

In case you have a wardrobe malfunction, i.e., your top falling off exposing your boobs, do not cover your breasts. That is the wrong move; cover your face instead. That way, nobody will see your face and you can go back the next day and nobody will recognize that you were the half naked girl from the other day.

Oh, and that choriburger is actually made of cat meat (penis in particular). That is why you don’t see too many cats hanging around the beach and that’s why they sell it at night so you don’t notice (coz you’re too drunk anyway).